How To get into Lenovo WIN8 BIOs?

DO NOT TELL ME TO PRESS KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD
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As they Don't Work.

I've made posts on the lenovo Community forums to no avail.

I've tryed all the F' Keys and ESC and DEL None have worked.

I've tryed advanced booting Via 'NOVO' Key and from inside the OS with Advanced startup, I select the bios option / (edit firmware)

The system Restarts, And boots normally. Completely Skipping the bios.

THIS COMPUTER ALSO DOES NOT, DOES NOT HAVE 'FastBoot' So its not that either.

Any help please?

(p.s. = I'm out of warrenty if that means anything)

You have to press your digit and middle finger slightly between your ear and your eyes. Then close your eyes and focus really hard on your computer. And then, bang, you're into the BIOS!

You really don't need to press any keys for that, everything everybody else tells you is rubbish, lies, they don't have a clue what they are talking about.

Step by Step: Entering the BIOS

1. Get ready to act quickly: You need to start the computer and press a key on the keyboard before the BIOS hands over control to Windows. You have only a few seconds to perform this step.

2. Boot (or restart) the PC: Pay close attention to the first screen that appears. Look for a message that indicates which key you need to press in order to access the BIOS. That key is likely to be:

--A Function key (such as F1, F2, or F3)

--The Esc key

--The Delete key