The power light is on and the keyboard lights up for a second. My laptop makes a very light noise which is unusal since it makes a loud noise when it starts up. The screen is also black. I can't take the battery out unscrewing the whole bottom. I need this laptop as soon as possible for work.
My Lenovo IdeaPad U530 Touch won't start up?
Hannah
Your windows (sucks) system has crashed You will need to reinstall windows again. Tough that's life when you use windows, I had the same problems with Xp back in 2002. That's when I learned about Free Open Source Linux operating system, so I move to it, I've never looked back since, and there's noway I would go back to using windows ever again. Linux is free, all the software is professional and free, You personally use Linux every day but don't know your using it, You used Linux asking your question here, Everything and everybody uses Linux Including Apple Mac users, Would you like me to prove it to you? Watch the youtube video on Linux is everywhere. Web link below check it out for yourself
The picture is of Linux Mints Desktop no different from W7 but superior 
Carling
I would take it to your nearest computer repair center and have them fix this issue for you. Carling is completely wrong about it being Windows crashing since it doesn't even boot up properly, which is indicative of hardware failure.
SteveO